Neural Computer, a Dystopian Future

Introducing a Neural Computer. Unlike classical computers, which use boolean operations, or quantum computers, which use unitary operations, Neural Computers use human brains to solve problems. When you feed it input, a human will look at it, analyze it, and come up with a valid output.

By paying $x, you can buy a cloud instance of our Neural Computer with y units of humans to operate with. We have a grid full of multiple intelligent people, so availability isn’t an issue.

With even a small unit of our Neural Computer, you can solve traditionally hard problems such as program synthesis, visual/auditory recognition, NLP, and physical simulation. Try it out today at thiswasallajokepleasedontletthisbeareality.com

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